[ unless????? living a toad life might not be too bad. he can plop around in a puddle somewhere, while fukawa is the one who's going to have to kiss a toad to turn him back so really who has it worse? ]
Oh, the fans! I'm actually really relieved we didn't see them! Can you imagine?
[ everybody would've been SO bloodthirsty. all he remember is his one fan being super cute but apparently they turned into monsters and he'll just have to take people's words for it. i really thought endgame was going to be another battle against the monsters but i guess that would have been the flame wars bad end ]
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I mean.
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Yes, you're so cruel, d-denying me of my fondest dream to have a toad for a boyfriend.
[he would be 100% safe on the toadening tier list. Unless???]
I'd t-turn Mizi into a toad. Maybe those overzealous c-creep fans too. Actually definitely the fans.
[the one who called Mikoto cute.....where is she....fukawa will hunt her down]
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Oh, the fans! I'm actually really relieved we didn't see them! Can you imagine?
[ everybody would've been SO bloodthirsty. all he remember is his one fan being super cute but apparently they turned into monsters and he'll just have to take people's words for it. i really thought endgame was going to be another battle against the monsters but i guess that would have been the flame wars bad end ]
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[look she was also craving blood but she is also a coward against the supernatural. And those girls sure weren't natural!]
Thinking about them s-slobbering while watching us all on camera today makes me w-want to puke.
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Aw, I don't think they were slobbering over anybody. [ maybe molly? when he immediately stripped and everybody went oh god there he goes ]
I'd like to believe they were genuinely excited to see us. All of us.
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We couldn't see. How can you be s-sure?
[sighs]
Genuinely excited to s-see us bend to their sick whims. Doing us all up in f-fetish costumes and making people kiss.
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