mods, arrest that man

[janescayre]

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[eldans]

[ it's okay he's not into girls so she'd be safe anyway

he looks up at her, with a little grin. ]

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

[ what ]

[janescayre]

[i see as you were sir

Anyway narrows her eyes.]

If you s-say "boo-berry" I will be furious.

[eldans]

[ HELP HE DOES START LAUGHING BECAUSE THAT IS THE PUNCHLINE ]

[janescayre]

[interminable rage]

I c-can't stand you and your th-third rate humor! Why would you subject me to a p-pun?!

[eldans]

I'm subjecting Junpei to a pun, technically.

[ waves his paper. ]

[janescayre]

T-tenmyouji? Is he into that sort of thing?

[her opinion of him was not high but there is room to go lower.]

[eldans]

I don't know, but it doesn't really matter. I just want to reach out.

[janescayre]

Is th-that some secret code so that he'll know it's you?

What else are you telling him?

[eldans]

Nothing! I'm not telling him anything. I'm not even allowed to let him know I'm still alive, really.

[janescayre]

So he's just going to receive a list of b-bad jokes with no name on it?

[Sighs.]

You could at l-least try to make it a code. Sheesh, that's just lazy. What kind of half-assed friend are you?

[eldans]

I'm the kind of friend that doesn't get in trouble for revealing to both my friend and the audience that I'm still alive somewhere.

He's smart. He'd see a code immediately - as it is, I think he might catch onto the blueberry part.

[janescayre]

[frowns.]

I'm g-going to have to take your word on that.

[IS HE THOUGH. Her opinion of the contestants is not high.]

Anyway I just came to send this. You can go on writing your weirdo c-comedy routine or whatever...

[eldans]

[ O: ]

What are you sending? Can I see?

[janescayre]

No! [grips it tight!] Isn't s-snooping on mail a crime?

[eldans]

Well, normally, killing people is also a crime. So I don't know how much that applies...

But I won't look if you don't want me to, I was just curious.

[janescayre]

[...]

Why would you s-say that.

[eldans]

Say what?

1/2

[janescayre]

[..........]

[janescayre]

[puts her mail in the slot or whatever.]

You're w-weird. Anyway, are you going to be spending the whole day in here? You're n-not doing that sentimental thing where you write to every single person alive no matter whether you had a r-relationship with them or not, are you?

[eldans]

[ his ????????? is visible ]

Thank you. [ he is weird! ] And no, of course not. Not everybody would want to hear from me, I'm sure. Just to the people that I miss the most.

[janescayre]

So y-you've picked favourites have you? Are you p-putting in good words for them with the bosses to rig the competition in their favour?

[eldans]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. And also, I'm going to drown puppies and kittens and steal lollipops from babies. And maybe then I'll push you down into the mud for good measure.

[janescayre]

I knew it.

[wow facetious much. Anyway sniffs.]

Well, wh-who is it then? Tenmyouji...his little g-girlfriend too, right? Who else.

[eldans]

[ sticks his tongue out at her like he's five. ]

Junpei, Bucky, Rawiyah. Nozomi, Elise. Columbina.

[janescayre]

[makes a wretched face of disgust in return.]

Oh. S-so I see, those are your k-kinds of people...you like hanging out with a lot of g-girls.

[Bucky and junpei are also in there.]