janescayre | Duocaeli Inbox

I don't know any dogs and I don't know any Daisies.

Are you just messaging random girls hoping to find a cheap date? Get lost. I'm spoken for.

You made sure I wouldn't want to date for a long time.

[ In another life, admittedly, but sometimes those pesky memories cling strongly enough to feel real. ]

[Uuuuh....

Is this one of those weird alternate universe connections? Should she "remember" this guy?]

What are you talking about?

[ He starts typing. Pauses typing and scrolls up.

.................................. ]

Sorry. Wrong number.

[ Fucking bye, actually!!!! 👋 ]

Don't go acting cryptic now! Who is this? How did you get my number?

Everyone's contact information is listed in these phones.

[ unless i hallucinated that, in which case they had a ~~romantic tryst~~ long ago and shared numbers somehow. ]

I selected yours by mistake.

What?!

[Being an antisocial twat, she'd taken a cursory scroll through her contacts, recognized next to no names in the first two seconds and wrote it all off as AU bullshit. To think that she has been made available to all and sundry, against her will, without her consent?!

This is an outrage.]

That's an invasion of privacy! Whoever set up these shitty phones must be up to something.

Who are you? Are you new here?

[maybe he's not with the refugee crew and is just some guy

Even worse]

Take it up with whoever runs this place, not me.

[ He's of the same mind as her as far as all this nonsense is concerned. Her annoyance is justified, enough that he actually answers her next few questions without too much pushback. Well, sort of. ]

I arrived a week ago. I'm still getting used to this place.

You did?

[hmmmmmmmmmmm]

You weren't in some other strange place before this, were you? Like a supposed purgatory?

[ Purgatory????? ]

No. I was in my house.

[ NOT in purgatory, for the record. ]

Is that where you were? A literal hell?

[i feel like eustace's home would seem like purgatory]

Oh, then you're lucky I guess.

It claimed to be. Frankly I can't believe it was anything more than a supernatural trick. I don't even remember dying, and now I've been sucked into another crappy dimension.

[ just because it's true................................

But also wow, this is A Conversation. ]

This isn't the first time it's happened to you?

I literally just said it wasn't! Can you even read?

Anyway, there's lots of people here who consider Crane City their second stop on the cosmic express. None of us asked for it and so far, no one knows why we're being taken. Maybe it's just one big joke to some alien deity.

[ORV style]

Maybe it was because of your behavior.

[ this person sounds so bitter all the time.....]

[TCH!!!]

What's that supposed to mean?

[ :)

promptly proceeds to ignore the question! ]

You're better off finding answers with those in a similar position.

[Nobody judges her and gets away with it!!]

If you really think this is happening as some sort of divine punishment, then guess what? You're in the same boat as me now. There's no use acting high and mighty about it.

Why do you really think this is happening?

I never said I didn't deserve it.

[ He knows what he is, okay, and that's shitty!! ]

I don't know. I haven't done enough investigation to form a plausible theory yet. You're better off asking someone else who has been here longer.

Well aren't you a ray of sunshine.

I was just trying to spitball theories, I don't have any better ideas than the next guy. If we're all in the same situation then we're going to have to find a way out of it. Is there nothing you've thought about at all? Anything similar in your home?

No.

[ Wow. Enlightening. ]

I'm used to fighting monsters, not being transported around willy nilly and given false memories.

[God.]

Monsters? Are you serious? What kind? Don't say zombies, I hate that necrotic groaning crap.

I haven't had to deal with supernatural bullshit before I got flushed down this cosmic toilet, but I've had to deal with being abducted and having memories tampered with before. That was only erasing them though, not planting false ones.

All kinds. Primal beasts, dragons, ghosts, the undead. They're standard fare where I come from.

[ That includes zombies! Sorry, Fukawa. ]

I haven't had any experience with altered memories of any sort though, so you're still the expert on that.

[Good thing he can't see the face she's pulling.]

That sounds terrible. This is probably a breezy vacation for you.

I wouldn't call me an expert, we're still not completely sure how it was achieved. We only got our memories wiped for sadism's sake anyway, not to convince us that we've been living in another universe all along.

[ His life sounds terrible when hers sounds like that??? Hello? ]

No more than this sounds like a vacation for you too.

[ For crying out loud. ]

Though I suppose there's nothing preventing all this from being another act of sadism.

[his life IS terrible, fuck the supernatural]

I never asked for a stupid vacation. I'd rather go back and fix things like I'm supposed to.

Honestly, I'm not sure it isn't yet. We're too vulnerable both in the online world and the off. Being that this Dodo house appears to be "alive" and exerts its will on us, I can't say I trust the forces behind it one bit.

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as it should be

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ends this thread before it even starts

RUDE

yeah that's him....and also me now i guess

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potential dangan spoilers from here ig

i lovingly consume all these spoilers without context

you're so weird but spoon feeds you more ig

spoon feeds me nothing..............you're my only hope kabbiwan kenobi

I didn't mean actual person spoon?? You're so DIFFICULT