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[janescayre]

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[pyojeol]

am i supposed to name it after someone else???
i need tenants so i figured id ask

ull have to pay rent but ill accept payment in the form of labor, groceries, whatever

[janescayre]

Just pick something pleasant about the scenery, like Three Pines or whatever. Using your own name comes off as short man syndrome.

[short woman.

And hmm, Stygia is pretty crusty. Fukawa's got little experience having control of her own deals, even with a successful writing career. Being a minor meant all that money went straight to her parents and then down the drain. So, she should look to the model businessman for guidance. What would Byakuya-sama do?]

Okay but I'll need to see the paperwork first. I won't sign up for anything without knowing the terms. That's how you get a credit card with a 50% interest rate, or a husband in debt to the mob.

Also I have a roommate. I'm not coming if she can't come too.

[pyojeol]

ok be real with me is there anything pleasant about the scenery here

[it's not short man (woman) syndrome if it's earned??? think about it fukawa]

okok sure i can scrounge up paperwork ig
and ur welcome to bring whoever u want
whats her name so that i know she's ur +1 and not a rando

[janescayre]

Maybe not in the landscape, no. But there's definitely pleasing things to be seen around here.

[ehehe, hehehe. M E N]

Don't worry. You'll probably be happier to have her around than me. Her name is Lottie Person. She's got green hair and huge boobs.

[pyojeol]

??? like what

[don't just chuckle and say MEN to yourself???

Sooyoung squints at the second part -- actually she squints at the first too, both for different reasons.]

happy is kind of a stretch
she could be bald with a flat chest and named lottie somebody and i'd be just as fine with having her around

[janescayre]

[well she's not gonna say it TO Sooyoung, you can find out she's thirsty the natural way]

Well I wouldn't go naming a building after anyone but you have to admit, they seem to have allowed a very select population to exist here.

[As in, everyone is hot. Except for her. She is the only unhot one. She suffers daily for it.]

Don't be obtuse! She's just way better with people than I am! And everyone loves having pretty girls around! Whereas someone like me standing too close to the entrance will drive down your property value.

Though I wonder what she would look like bald.

[Probably still a dime. Damn her.]